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The One With All Of The Hatred

Fandom: FFIV (/ Friends crossover)
Characters/Pairings: Zeromus, Cast of Friends
Rating: G (for god-awful)
Warnings: Absolute crack.

For: The Alphabet Meme, [livejournal.com profile] safety_caesars, for Z: "Z IS FOR ZEROMUS. AS IN ZEROMUS STARS IN AN EARLY 90S SITCOM."

Notes: I know it says "early 90s" but, uh, I didn't watch TV during… the 90s. >.> I picked Friends because at least I know the names of the characters and a little about the show. I don't know much beyond the names, though, so sorry if you're a Friends fan, because this is probably the anti-canon.

Becky forgive me this is all your fault

Summary: Joey's new roommate is a bit of a downer.

The One With All Of The Hatred )
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A Cowboy's Ballad of Love, Loss, and Lies
or
Seifer Almasy and the Achy-Breaky Badonkadonk
Chapter One: The Job Requirements Do Not Include Fashion Sense (1/3)


Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Irvine, Zell, Fujin, Raijin
Rating: PG-13
Flags/Warnings: AU.

Summary: AU. Seifer is hired as a bodyguard for the rapidly-rising young country star Irvine Kinneas by his overprotective manager, Zell Dincht. The job's fraught with the dangers of screaming fans, unfortunate wardrobe choices, and actual conversations, but all Seifer really has to do is sit back and make sure no one (but him) punches Kinneas in the face.

For: [livejournal.com profile] bottle_of_shine. Nay has been waiting for this for something going on two years, which is really quite embarrassing.
Thanks: to [livejournal.com profile] lassarina, for idea bouncing and much-needed beta.

Public Disclaimer: I’m quite nervous about this, as it has seriously been built up for years and I fear nothing can ever equal the awesomeness that was and is the original idea.
Further Disclaimer: I'm expecting frothing discussion over which title to choose when I post the rest of this (and also for ff.net).

Notes )

Chapter One )- - -

Stay tuned for Chapter Two, in which Seifer sends a series of terrible and profane postcards, Zell abuses muffins, Irvine actually wears a normal outfit, and chemistry rears its very unexpected head...
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Promises

Fandom: FFX
Characters: Auron, the Magus Sisters
Rating: PG

Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] muggy_mountain, because I cannot pass up crack. And apparently I cannot keep my crack from getting serious.

Promises )
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Tidal
Fandom: FFIV/FFVIII
Characters: Ellone, Palom, Porom
Rating: PG

Notes: Somewhat Mouths of Monsters-verse.

Additional Notes: Okay, so it doesn't have werewolves, but it has the moon, and I figure that's close enough, right? For Katy, because it is entirely her fault. The prompts I suggested were either werewolf!Ellone or Palom/Porom twinshipfic, which are bad enough on their own; Katy chose both. However, instead of werewolves, we just get magic gone awry on a full moon night. Seriously, this doesn't even make sense.

ETA: This fic exploded into something very, very long. Just keep in mind that spells like Comet or Flare can be classified as time magic (at least in FFV!)...

Final Notes: This is made of crack.

Tidal )
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Seifer Attempts To Woo His Trenchcoat

By [livejournal.com profile] mrsteninch and [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Quistis, Coat
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: absolute crack

From here.

Seifer and the Trenchcoat )

Feel free to continue in comments. I am definitely on crack.
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From the Mouths of Monsters (3)
Canon: FFIV / FFVIII Crossover
Rating: PG-13, for now
Characters: Quistis, Rydia

Notes: This is complete crack. Take with grain of salt and sense of humor. THIS IS EVEN MORE CRACK THAN THE LAST ONE. Seriously, I don't even know what this is.

No, Quistis thought, harder and slightly more frantically - she'd never lost control of her GFs like this; even as a SeeD, the youngest SeeD in Garden's history, she'd always been able to control her Summons: her teachers had said she was a natural.

From the Mouths of Monsters (3) )
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From the Mouths of Monsters (2)
Canon: FFIV / FFVIII Crossover
Rating: PG-13, for now
Characters: Quistis, Rydia, Kadowaki
Notes: This is complete crack. Take with grain of salt and sense of humor.

"What do you want me to do?" Squall asked finally, sliding the top piece of paper towards Quistis. "I have to sign off on whether or not I believe this woman could be a threat to Garden. And all I've got to go on so far are the two of you spouting things about how her magic feels."

From the Mouths of Monsters )
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From the Mouths of Monsters (1)
Canon: FFIV / FFVIII Crossover
Rating: PG-13, for now
Characters: Quistis, Rydia

Notes: KATY. JANA. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. ALL. I BLAME YOU BOTH BLATANTLY.

This is complete crack. And should definitely not be read as self-insert [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe/[livejournal.com profile] katmillia porn.

Seriously, take with grain of salt and sense of humor.

[Edit]: Wow, this could really use a good edit. Haha. I suck. Ignore the horrible writing, people!

From the Mouths of Monsters (1) )- - -

Now, watch as I use this as an excuse to meta about my two favorite characters of all time and also make them make out. A WINNAR IS ME

i've sunk to a very new low

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