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A Cowboy's Ballad of Love, Loss, and Lies
or
Seifer Almasy and the Achy-Breaky Badonkadonk
Chapter One: The Job Requirements Do Not Include Fashion Sense (1/3)


Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Irvine, Zell, Fujin, Raijin
Rating: PG-13
Flags/Warnings: AU.

Summary: AU. Seifer is hired as a bodyguard for the rapidly-rising young country star Irvine Kinneas by his overprotective manager, Zell Dincht. The job's fraught with the dangers of screaming fans, unfortunate wardrobe choices, and actual conversations, but all Seifer really has to do is sit back and make sure no one (but him) punches Kinneas in the face.

For: [livejournal.com profile] bottle_of_shine. Nay has been waiting for this for something going on two years, which is really quite embarrassing.
Thanks: to [livejournal.com profile] lassarina, for idea bouncing and much-needed beta.

Public Disclaimer: I’m quite nervous about this, as it has seriously been built up for years and I fear nothing can ever equal the awesomeness that was and is the original idea.
Further Disclaimer: I'm expecting frothing discussion over which title to choose when I post the rest of this (and also for ff.net).

Notes )

Chapter One )- - -

Stay tuned for Chapter Two, in which Seifer sends a series of terrible and profane postcards, Zell abuses muffins, Irvine actually wears a normal outfit, and chemistry rears its very unexpected head...
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
The Files Are In The Computer

Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Irvine
Rating: PG-13
for [livejournal.com profile] eerian_sadow

Notes: Because my computer made me angry today. I will write more in-depth Seifer/Irvine at a later date.

The Files Are In The Computer )
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Contact

Fandom: FFVIII
Pairing: Seifer/Quistis
Rating: PG-13

for [livejournal.com profile] irish_ais, for her birthday
for [livejournal.com profile] shanaqui, who requested it



Contact )
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Here's a summary post, for anyone who wants to read yesterday's prompt work. This was an awesome meme! I am going to try to do this once a month, because it was so much fun!

[livejournal.com profile] ff_press, feel free to skip (I can't figure out a good way to list this anyway!). ♥

Post Rating: PG-13
Note: everything copy/pasted directly from the comments -- which means it's all totally lacking in italics and I am too lazy to go back and code it in. Originals are here.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] achenar, [livejournal.com profile] irish_ais, [livejournal.com profile] katmillia, [livejournal.com profile] lassarina, [livejournal.com profile] mrsteninch, [livejournal.com profile] ovo_lexa, [livejournal.com profile] safety_caesars, [livejournal.com profile] shanaqui, [livejournal.com profile] siva630, and [livejournal.com profile] venefica_aura for playing with me and amusing me with prompts. ♥

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FFIV: Edge, Edward, Rydia, Valvalis )

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FFVI: Celes, Terra )

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FFVII: Elena (Turks) )

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FFVIII: Edea, Edea/Seifer, Ellone, Kiros, NORG, Quistis, Rinoa, Seifer, Seifer/Selphie, Ultimecia, Zell )

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FFX: Yuna )

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Firefly: Inara )

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Chrono Trigger: Marle )

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House MD: Cameron/Thirteen )

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Seifer Attempts To Woo His Trenchcoat

By [livejournal.com profile] mrsteninch and [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Quistis, Coat
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: absolute crack

From here.

Seifer and the Trenchcoat )

Feel free to continue in comments. I am definitely on crack.
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Captains, I: The Meeting of the Ifrit and the Shiva
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Quistis, Ensemble (this chapter: Raijin, Fujin, Xu)
"Warnings": THIS IS A PIRATE AU GUYS.
Rating: PG-13, language
Length: ~5000 words? omg.

For [livejournal.com profile] shanaqui, AU Meme.

Notes )

Unbeta-ed. Self-edited and vomited onto your screen. The parrot idea was totally and shamelessly given to me by [livejournal.com profile] astrangerenters.

Enjoy and/or don't kill me.

The Meeting of the Ifrit and the Shiva )
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
So, in the interest of finishing the Meme of Fives, I have cheated somewhat! I know that some people do this meme as a list rather than an actual fic. So I’ve compromised for the remaining “Five Things” challenges I have here. Some are embellished lists; some are short-fic ficlet drabble-y things. ENJOY. FINALLY. XD

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[livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz

5 times Penelo tried to tell her feelings to Vaan and the 1 time he actually understood.

FFXII; G; Penelo, Vaan )

(Note! I almost wrote the “humor version” in which Penelo’s “feelings” are actually “Vaan, you are a retard”.)

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[livejournal.com profile] fanaticalone

FFIX, Five things that Amarant never regretted, and one thing that he does.


FFIX; PG, swearing; Amarant )


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[livejournal.com profile] xahra99

Five times the whole FF10 cast nearly died because they were wearing totally unsuitable clothing for the prevailing weather conditions.

FFX; G; Cast; if I write Auron/Kimahri, will more or less people read this one? )

(Note: this one was probably the most fun. I might write actual fic about it.)

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[livejournal.com profile] whoisus

FFXII - Five Times Ondore Lied and One Time He Didn't

FFXII; G; Ondore, Cast; I’m already laughing )
(Note: I hope you have a sense of humour.)

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[livejournal.com profile] bottle_of_shine

Five Times Quistis Triumphed Over Her Stressful Job, Seifer Almasy and Other Insurmountable Odds

FFVIII; G; Quistis, Squall, Seifer )

You'll notice that they start out serious, and then move very quickly into absolute ridiculousness. I CAN HAS ATTENTION SPAN?

[livejournal.com profile] ff_press, you don't have to list these tonight unless you are really that bored. ♥
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A Night of Rest in the Wilderness
Gunpowder

Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairing: Irvine/Seifer, eventually, if they'll ever stop bickering
Rating: R (for a distinct lack of pants) Yup, just moved pretty boldly into NC-17.
Length: ~4200 words OMG

Notes: Gunpowder is now the name of the mission-based universe in which Seifer and Irvine do things and basically have a lot of hot mansex. I blame Nay for this idea pretty much, and am secretly hoping! she will come collab in this 'verse with me since most of it was her idea anyway and Seifer/Irvine is hot. Yes, that's right. I stole this idea, shamelessly! COME PUNISH ME, NAY. WITH PORN. Or dirty sex-slave fic, either one.

Anyway, I've pulled an IMAGINARY moment out of the overall story as an excuse to write man-smut. This is a gift for [livejournal.com profile] lassarina. Happy Birthday, darling. all Seifer/Irvine is pretty much your fault anyway

Summary: The aftermath of battle, days of running, and teamwork; Seifer and Irvine are too tired to sleep.

A Night of Rest in the Wilderness  ) - - -

THIS IS THE PORN THAT WOULDN'T STOP

ALSO, WHY CAN I NOT WRITE VAGUE PORN? WHY MUST I ALWAYS WRITE EXPLICIT DETAILS? WHY MUST I ALWAYS USE THE WORD COCK! OH MY GOD

Anyway: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RINA.

I BARELY BELIEVE I AM POSTING THIS.
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Eight: In Which Brunettes Definitely Have Less Fun

Note for [livejournal.com profile] ff_press: I'm pretty sure these chapters have already been listed in the newsletter, so if you feel like skipping them, go ahead <3

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter 8: In Which Brunettes Definitely Have Less Fun )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Seven: In Which Many Headaches Are Created

Note for [livejournal.com profile] ff_press: I'm pretty sure these chapters have already been listed in the newsletter, so if you feel like skipping them, go ahead <3

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter 7: In Which Many Headaches Are Created )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Six: In Which A Dinner Date Goes Badly


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Six: In Which A Dinner Date Goes Badly )

Notes: This is a new chapter to LJ. It has already been posted on ff.net. :P

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Five: In Which Many Schemes Are Hatched


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Five: In Which Many Schemes Are Hatched )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||

Notes: This is an LJ repost of a chapter that already exists on fanfiction.net. So don't be surprised if you've already read it! We just need to update the LJ version so that we have somewhere to post the PORN later.
Other notes: huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lassarina for all the beta readthrough-ing she has done.
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Fifth Time's the Charm
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairing: Quistis/Seifer
Rating: PG

For: [livejournal.com profile] irish_ais, Meme of Five
Prompt: Five times Seifer tried to seduce Quistis, and one time that Quistis turned the tables on him.


Fifth Time's the Charm )
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Help
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairing: Quistis/Seifer
Rating: R for pornz

Summary: Quistis doesn't need help. Seifer's not helping.

Notes: Quistis/Seifer, snippets. For [livejournal.com profile] irish_ais's birthday! HAPPY YOU ARE 21 AND CAN DRINK A TON DAY!!!

Help )
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: Hang your Hat
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Seifer/Irvine. Or Irvine/Seifer. I forget what’s the 'right' order, and I also don’t give a damn.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Definite man-on-man; bondage; misuse of a cowboy hat as an ignored metaphor? Am I incapable of writing normal smut?

Summary: It’s hard to still be in control when you’re cuffed to his bed and wearing his hat.

Hang Your Hat )


Notes: THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS PORN-Y. WHAT THE HELL, PLOTBUNNY. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE LITTLE CHARACTERIZATION STUDY, YOU BITCH. WAY FOR THE COCK TO RUN AWAY WITH ME. UM.
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Four: In Which A Study Date Goes Badly


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Four: In Which A Study Date Goes Badly )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Three: In Which Much Verbal Sparring Occurs


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Three: In Which Much Verbal Sparring Occurs )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Two: In Which A Third Blond Enters The Scene


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Two: In Which a Third Blond Enters the Scene )

Browse all chapters: || LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
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Title: Echoes in the Garage
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Seifer/Zell
Rating: T (language)
Warnings: Seifer curses! OMG

Summary: Racing Seifer on Garden property wasn’t Zell’s best idea.

For [livejournal.com profile] bottle_of_shine. Written for Manly Request Week.

Garage )
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes

Fic Arc Summary Page

Collab: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis/Zell; also starring Seifer!
Rating: T, for Seifer's pottymouth.
Warnings: Profanity.

Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Chapter One: In Which Two Blondes Express Frustration. [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]
Chapter Two: In Which A Third Blond Enters The Scene (And Expresses Frustration). [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]
Chapter Three: In Which Much Verbal Sparring Occurs. [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]
Chapter Four: In Which A Study Date Goes Badly. [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]


(This entry will simply track the chapters of the story, providing a central place on LJ from which the story can be read. fanfiction.net probably does it better, so feel free to go read it there!)

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