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A Cowboy's Ballad of Love, Loss, and Lies
or
Seifer Almasy and the Achy-Breaky Badonkadonk
Chapter One: The Job Requirements Do Not Include Fashion Sense (1/3)


Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Irvine, Zell, Fujin, Raijin
Rating: PG-13
Flags/Warnings: AU.

Summary: AU. Seifer is hired as a bodyguard for the rapidly-rising young country star Irvine Kinneas by his overprotective manager, Zell Dincht. The job's fraught with the dangers of screaming fans, unfortunate wardrobe choices, and actual conversations, but all Seifer really has to do is sit back and make sure no one (but him) punches Kinneas in the face.

For: [livejournal.com profile] bottle_of_shine. Nay has been waiting for this for something going on two years, which is really quite embarrassing.
Thanks: to [livejournal.com profile] lassarina, for idea bouncing and much-needed beta.

Public Disclaimer: I’m quite nervous about this, as it has seriously been built up for years and I fear nothing can ever equal the awesomeness that was and is the original idea.
Further Disclaimer: I'm expecting frothing discussion over which title to choose when I post the rest of this (and also for ff.net).

Notes )

Chapter One )- - -

Stay tuned for Chapter Two, in which Seifer sends a series of terrible and profane postcards, Zell abuses muffins, Irvine actually wears a normal outfit, and chemistry rears its very unexpected head...
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Here's a summary post, for anyone who wants to read yesterday's prompt work. This was an awesome meme! I am going to try to do this once a month, because it was so much fun!

[livejournal.com profile] ff_press, feel free to skip (I can't figure out a good way to list this anyway!). ♥

Post Rating: PG-13
Note: everything copy/pasted directly from the comments -- which means it's all totally lacking in italics and I am too lazy to go back and code it in. Originals are here.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] achenar, [livejournal.com profile] irish_ais, [livejournal.com profile] katmillia, [livejournal.com profile] lassarina, [livejournal.com profile] mrsteninch, [livejournal.com profile] ovo_lexa, [livejournal.com profile] safety_caesars, [livejournal.com profile] shanaqui, [livejournal.com profile] siva630, and [livejournal.com profile] venefica_aura for playing with me and amusing me with prompts. ♥

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FFIV: Edge, Edward, Rydia, Valvalis )

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FFVI: Celes, Terra )

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FFVII: Elena (Turks) )

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FFVIII: Edea, Edea/Seifer, Ellone, Kiros, NORG, Quistis, Rinoa, Seifer, Seifer/Selphie, Ultimecia, Zell )

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FFX: Yuna )

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Firefly: Inara )

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Chrono Trigger: Marle )

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House MD: Cameron/Thirteen )

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How Not to Date Blondes, Ch 18: In Which Quistis Loses Her Composure
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings: Quistis/Zell
Rating: NC-17

ff.net for censored version || [livejournal.com profile] enkida also contains uncensored version || or see below

Part II )
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How Not to Date Blondes, Ch 18: In Which Quistis Loses Her Composure
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings: Quistis/Zell
Rating: NC-17

ff.net for censored version || [livejournal.com profile] enkida also contains uncensored version || or see below

Note: The full version hasn't been posted here in its entirety (my apologies)... you can check the ff.net version or [livejournal.com profile] enkida's tags for the other parts. They will be reposted here eventually!

Part I )

Ch 18, Part II
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Eight: In Which Brunettes Definitely Have Less Fun

Note for [livejournal.com profile] ff_press: I'm pretty sure these chapters have already been listed in the newsletter, so if you feel like skipping them, go ahead <3

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter 8: In Which Brunettes Definitely Have Less Fun )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Seven: In Which Many Headaches Are Created

Note for [livejournal.com profile] ff_press: I'm pretty sure these chapters have already been listed in the newsletter, so if you feel like skipping them, go ahead <3

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter 7: In Which Many Headaches Are Created )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Six: In Which A Dinner Date Goes Badly


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Six: In Which A Dinner Date Goes Badly )

Notes: This is a new chapter to LJ. It has already been posted on ff.net. :P

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Five: In Which Many Schemes Are Hatched


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Five: In Which Many Schemes Are Hatched )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||

Notes: This is an LJ repost of a chapter that already exists on fanfiction.net. So don't be surprised if you've already read it! We just need to update the LJ version so that we have somewhere to post the PORN later.
Other notes: huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lassarina for all the beta readthrough-ing she has done.
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Four: In Which A Study Date Goes Badly


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Four: In Which A Study Date Goes Badly )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Three: In Which Much Verbal Sparring Occurs


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Three: In Which Much Verbal Sparring Occurs )

Browse all chapters: LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter Two: In Which A Third Blond Enters The Scene


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at fanfiction.net here.

Chapter Two: In Which a Third Blond Enters the Scene )

Browse all chapters: || LJ Memories || LJ Chapter Summary || fanfiction.net ||
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: Echoes in the Garage
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Seifer/Zell
Rating: T (language)
Warnings: Seifer curses! OMG

Summary: Racing Seifer on Garden property wasn’t Zell’s best idea.

For [livejournal.com profile] bottle_of_shine. Written for Manly Request Week.

Garage )
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Title: How Not To Date Blondes

Fic Arc Summary Page

Collab: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis/Zell; also starring Seifer!
Rating: T, for Seifer's pottymouth.
Warnings: Profanity.

Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Chapter One: In Which Two Blondes Express Frustration. [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]
Chapter Two: In Which A Third Blond Enters The Scene (And Expresses Frustration). [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]
Chapter Three: In Which Much Verbal Sparring Occurs. [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]
Chapter Four: In Which A Study Date Goes Badly. [fanfiction.net] :: [LJ]


(This entry will simply track the chapters of the story, providing a central place on LJ from which the story can be read. fanfiction.net probably does it better, so feel free to go read it there!)
[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Title: How Not To Date Blondes
Chapter One: In Which Two Blondes Express Frustration


Authors: [livejournal.com profile] first_seventhe and [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters/Pairings included: Quistis, Zell, Seifer, Cast (eventual Quistis/Zell)
Rating: M / R (Profanity, eventual mature situations)


Summary: Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.

Read it at ff.net here.

LJ version under the cut! )

Notes: Updated version, 07/02/07.

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